A 2025 Ram ProMaster 3500 and the most honest van in the Midwest. No $200,000 build. Just a sensible setup that gets me to the trails.

Meet NoNáme. I bought a 2025 Ram ProMaster 3500 to get me to destination bike trails, quiet kayak launches, and the out-of-the-way places you find on Harvest Host and Hipcamp but never see on Instagram. I'm going to show you exactly how I set it up, what it cost, what I'd do differently, and every location worth pointing a van toward in Wisconsin and beyond. No influencer budget required.